beacuase we haven’t been getting any submissions lately..
“your parents named you after the books”
If someone says they are a huge fan of LOTR but they’ve never read the books, it instantly annoys you.
“the letters m and n constantly confuse you because you know tengwar”
“you cry of happiness everytime Mordor is destroyed”
” You want to go to university in New Zealand”
“When asked to write a report about the place where you’d most like to live, you choose Middle Earth..”
“Smoking a pipe doesn’t seem like such a bad thing to do anymore, thanks to Gandalf”
“You wish you had furry feet”
“Into the West, makes a hole in your heart”
“You want to learn how to dance like Frodo”
“When anytime someone says “Eragon” instead of “Aragorn” you have to suppress the urge to hit them and instead launch into a rant about Eragon is the boy who rides dragons and Aragorn is the son of Arathorn, AKA Estel, King of Gondor, last of the Dunedain, married to Arwen, and BFF to Legolas Greenleaf”
“When Tolkien’s biography fascinates you”
